'My thighs are like tree trunks!'

when a skinny girl complains about her weight, here's a valid reason to get pissed:

'even though all women are oppressed by fatphobia and the beauty ideal, being oppressed by and having privilege according to that ideal are not mutually exclusive.'

from sweetmachine comment on shapely prose

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas

My true love gave to me... brown ankle high boots from River Island.

Slightly unattractively priced at £120, they have nevertheless sold out in nearly every size. COVET.